
Hi I am Harold the peacock.
I know my sound really doesn’t rock.
Some say I sound like a teapot and run amock.
I will take it easy and let you rest.
I heard you sing and think you’re the best!Harold the peacock
(Source: ladyxgaga)
Gaga tweets: “I love eating salad”
Tumblr urls 5 minutes later:
- iloveeatingsalad
- saladmonster
- i-love-eating-salad
- eating-salad-gaga
- ilovesalad
- ladysalad
ladysalad omg
heatemysalad? or even…..heavy-salad-lover..
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
THIS
(via jofuckingcalderone)